Comedian • Actor • Model (if the lighting’s right)
Comedian • Actor • Model (if the lighting’s right)
What’s goin on? Hi I’m Jimmy, nice to meet ya! I’m an Italian Puerto Rican Brooklyn native born and raised, looking for projects that lets me be exactly who I am: a cunning, witty, honest jerk, who might be just charming enough to get away with it.
I do edgy, thought provoking stand-up with a bite. Not the kind that panders or dances around real shit — I write what’s true, say what’s on my mind and always speak from the heart. That level of authenticity tends to leave them laughing even if it stings a little. If you're into safe space, politically correct humor — I’m sorry I have too much artistic integrity, but when you’re looking for something raw, smart, and actually funny; I’m your guy.
My creative and comic genius is best displayed in my writing and brought to life through immersive character development and expressive story telling
I can Act too! — film, TV, indies, you name it. I take direction, know how to disappear into a scene but tend to be in the spotlight. No drama. No negativity. Just a dude who gets it done.
Modeling? Sure I can hold my own. I mean, just look at this mug!
I’ve got a unique look, a better presence, and a personality that makes you smile.
Luckily that’s not all - my professional demeanor, attitude and rapport stems from decades of working in the sciences as a medical professional. I am happy to bring my knowledge, talent and skills to the world of fine arts, entertainment and the world of comedy.
Physical Attributes
Height: 6’1
Weight: 205 lbs
Chest: 40”
Waist: 34”
Inseam: 32”
Suit Size: 40R
Shoe Size: 14
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Available for Booking
Stand-up (shows, tours, festivals)
Acting (film, TV, short projects)
Background roles (I play “guy in the back” like a pro)
Modeling (editorial, commercial, creative campaigns)
I bring professionalism without being boring, creative instincts without being overly confident, and a sense of humor that’s equal parts dark, dry, and deeply human.
Let’s get to work!